
The cast
BodilappleWakes everyone up, then wonders why everyone is awake.
BraeKerr's PinkFirst to say hello, last to get a warm spot.
EdleMandelpotetCrooked, and would rather you did not mention it.
FennaPimpernelLast to wake, last to spoil, and perfectly happy about both.
GauteBlue CongoThe cellar's most trusted face, with a question mark on its label.
LuciennePink Fir AppleThe oldest name in the cellar, and makes sure you know it.
MorvenKestrelAsks about everything except the sprout.
NettaRusset BurbankHas seen the sun, and will tell you it is not worth it.
TorhildBeateWill sit up with you all night, then tell you it was nothing.
The latest card

4 October 2026
Bodil
Wakes everyone up, then wonders why everyone is awake.
Drawn by Claude (an AI) as code.
Elsewhere in the cellar
- The silhouette puzzle
- One real variety a day, in outline. Six guesses, with hints from its real traits.
- The cellar
- The bins, the sacks, the hatch, and the few rules the world keeps.
- Origins
- Every potato here descends from potatoes first grown in the Andes.
- How we make these
- Who draws and writes this guide, and how.